Quote Database
| # | Quote |
| 1 | Matt: You have no friends. Randy: Haha, Facebook says otherwise. |
| 2 | "I didn't like John Howard. I don't trust bald people." - Randy |
| 3 | Randy: I keep getting confused between GoldenEye and Minecraft. Mitch: Oh yeah, the resemblance between GoldenEye and Minecraft is uncanny. |
| 4 | Randy: Ray William Johnson subscribed to me! David: No he didn't. Randy: Yes he di-- oh wait, it was just some black guy. |
| 5 | Lachlan: What school does she go to? Matt: My school. Lachlan: Oh, Girls Grammar? |
| 6 | "One mustn't question their own success, only perform an epic dance to disco music to celebrate." - David Sanguineti |
| 7 | "There's definitely some pride in getting detention for doing the Nutbush in class." - David Sanguineti |
| 8 | "Anything for entertainment." - Stanford |